January 18, 2006-Paris Hilton

I've been holding off commenting on heiress-socialite Paris Hilton, because she gets a lot of press, for, well... nothing. She's famous because she's rich of course, and young and cute... in an odd way. Yet, I have to comment on how she and Nicole Richie have managed to extend their celebrity by any means necessary. We might think they are airheads (and they might be) but either they or their publicists are able to cash in on their 15 minutes. How? Planting fake gossip, coming out with albums and CDs no one gets to hear and appearing in movies and plays that no one gets to see. Bravo Paris! Bravo Nicole! Losing enough weight to be the thinnest Hollywood gal will do the same. You gotta give them some kudos for keeping their names and faces out there day after day.
Next move should be to date one of the hottest celebs out there.
Take notes other celebreality stars: learn from the simple (life) how to keep your careers on life support. Check out dlisted.com and jossip.com for some fun.